No-Face Book – The Facebook for Enemies

What is the point of having 1000 friends in your Facebook when in real life, they are your enemies? If you don’t even “give face” to your friends, then it’s about time you added them to No-Face Book – The Facebook for Enemies.


Initially created by gangsters who wanted an easy way to facilitate table-talks and trade fire arms, No-Face Book is gaining popularity among amateur criminals and even teenage enemies from high schools and colleges.

Developed in line with Facebook’s concepts, this new popular social network maintains some key aspects from Facebook that are aligned with its objectives such as Mafia Wars and Vampire apps.

In a public demo, No-Face Book CEO John Gotti explained the 10 key functions of the social network:

1. Add as enemy: add your enemies into your network for easy negotiations and gang mergers. Create gangs and request enemies to be a fan of your gang.

2. Suggest an enemy. – if you know someone who is avoiding the social network, why leave them alone? Suggest them to your other enemies to be sucked in too.

3. Dislike your enemy’s photos, status, or just dislike them! Its so easy.

4. Send private insults to your enemies and keep track of insults you receive.

5. Find and interact with new enemies by analyzing the ‘mutual enemies’ column.

6. Enemy requests can be ignored as how it works in Facebook but the enemy will be notified that you ignored to add the spice to the network.

7. Enemies have birthdays too – hurl rotten tomatoes, eggs or sign up as premium member to choose weapons to use on your enemies including bomb-in-a-candle.

8. We have not forgotten the fun you have on Facebook games. We have introduced Harmville. Blast your enemy’s barn and kill their cattle. Merge your gangs and destroy the crops!

9. Write on Firewall of your enemies if you miss them and see Firewall-to-firewall to track conversation and negotiations.

10. Tag your enemies as anything you wish to create new fights. With the stealth settings, your enemies cannot untag themselves unless they surrender to you using the Humiliate Me! application.