Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Get ready for your funeral in style

Dying soon? Why don’t you get yourself prepared for the ultimate luxury in dying experience? Head over to Hong Kong for the Asia Funeral Expo!


If you have not pampered yourself enough for the past 70 years, don’t fret. Your time is now… You can buy everything you need and pre-book your funeral coordinator at the one-stop death expo.

Tired of looking down from heaven at a lousy photo of you on the casket? Head over to our photography section to take a photo of yourself and keep it in our online database. We will frame it for you when the need arises – now complete with free make-up and embossed frame!

When you are here, do not miss the Tombstone Pavilion - the largest specialized monument pavilion in funeral expo in Asia. We have reputable stone suppliers specialized in tombstones, monuments, headstones, plaques, sculptures, urns, vase & stone funeral products. Get your favourite superhero or idol engraved on your headstone for free and if you book your stone during the expo, you will get 50% off on your next purchase (non-transferrable).

Living all your life in a crammed 600 sq ft can sometimes get on your nerves. Live a full life and beyond. Yes, it’s achievable right here at the AFE Cemetery section. A congregation of cemetery professionals & buyers across nations will facilitate information exchange on real estate properties for the afterlife! Fine finishes, cosy compartments in your own basement abode now at affordable prices. You don’t have to ‘dig’ deep into your pockets anymore!

Some other highlights of products offered include urns and caskets made of titanium and gold. Also new to this year’s expo is a website service section dedicated to an after-death experience on cyberspace.

Besides having a permanent space on the world wide web, the built-in program helps to maintain your social networking sites like Facebook after you have physically left earth. It even changes your status accordingly!

Okay I made the last paragraph up but the rest of it is absolutely true! Happening now in Hong Kong… at www.asiafuneralexpo.com

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