Thursday, April 30, 2009

Park & Ride & Go Green

It was a dull Wednesday afternoon. I was on my way to the Putrajaya Government Complex for some official matters. When I go there, I usually get an illegal spot at the roadside to park the car.


But that particular day, as I was driving, there were too many warning signs. And true enough the roadside was empty – with a patrol car parked at the end.

So… I decided to use the “Park & Ride” system instead. I wanted to see whether this system really works. Why would someone want to park a mile away, wait for the bus, finish the business, wait for the bus again and get back to the car park?

I wondered, so I experimented.


As I swerved into the car park, I saw hardly 20 cars parked there. I was about to take a U-turn but far ahead, gleaming under the sun was - Nadi Putra – the Heartbeat of Putrajaya.

There were as many Nadi Putra buses there as there were cars. So I went to the small bus stop. I waited about 30 seconds, when one of the drivers stared at me as if I spoiled his paper-reading session.


“Mau pi mana?” he asked rather “politely”.

“Parcel D,” I answered.

“Tunggu 5 minit. U pi skarang pun tada orang sana – rehat!”

That was the warm welcome I got at the Park & Ride – the revolutionary town-planning concept of the Federal Territory.

Then he called me in and drove me across to Parcel D. The conversation in the bus went like this…

“Tak ramai orang guna bas ini ke?” I asked the obvious.

“Adalah… kalau saman banyak, diaorang mari sini…” he said.

“Bas pun banyak… tapi semua kosong,” I probed further.

“Kalau you tanya saya… lebih baik dia buat banyak carpark kat tempat bangunan kerajaan tu… rakyat nak jumpa kerajaan kena parking lagi, ambil bas lagi… bodoh punya planning,” he poured out his emotions.


I didn’t know what to respond. He just gave me a verdict on the entire planning of the great Putrajaya. I had to agree at that point of time.

He dropped me off at Parcel D and as I was alighting, he said, “50 sen!”

“Ah?”

“50 sen boss! Masuk dalam ini,” he said pointing at the ticket machine.

First, they torture us, then they ask us to pay for the torture… this was definitely not worth it.

As I finished my business at Parcel D, I walked out to the bus stop. I looked at the systematic planning of Park & Ride. The routes were impressive. Good plan indeed.

Then I heard the voice of the Bus Man echoing in my mind, “bodoh punya planning, bodoh punya planning.”

It was raining quite heavily as I waited for the bus. The bus arrived and guess what – it is the same Bus Man! For a moment I thought I was in a Truman Show or something. Was I being pranked by the Park & Ride fraternity?

Anyway, it was a quiet journey back to the bus stop, except for some serious glances by the Bus Man. As he went past the carpark gate, he asked me in the same “polite” tone, “Mana kereta?”

At that moment, suddenly I felt embarassed. This guy who was the personification of rudeness a while ago, actually asked me where I parked. And he brought me close to my car, because it was raining!

As I thanked him, I made a mental note to myself that there was nothing wrong with the system.

The system is all working well as it does in UK and many other nations (Check out http://www.parkandride.net/).

But if we, the users can actually understand that we are not doing this to avoid the summonses - then we can make the change.

We can reduce cars on the road, reduce congestion, reduce carbon emission – and build a better world!

Hey, why don’t they introduce Park & Ride in KL as well?

GO GREEN! WALK FOR VALUES

Come and walk with us this 10th May 2009, 8am at the SS3 MBPJ Basketball Court
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Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Rivers of Life

(Script originally planned for the opening of the Interfaith Youth Camp)

Voiceover: Once upon a time, there was a river…

Voiceover: I am the most beautiful; he said… I have crystal clear water and beautiful sandy beds…

Along came a fish and told him, “You are wrong, I went to another river east of here… it is wider and has more water than you…

The river was upset but he followed his own path of self-discovery…

Then, came a frog. The river told him; come my friend, enjoy my soft sandy beds…
The frog replied…there is a river west of here with sands as soft as silk…

The river was disheartened but he kept on his path of self-discovery…

One day he came to a place where a raging river was cutting across and merging with him…

Who are you? He inquired…

I am the river of the East; he said, come let me share my raging waters and wide banks with you…

The river was pleased… he joined the East river and became a beautiful wide river…

In a few days, the new river suddenly came to a curve and far in front there was a river coming towards them… it had the most beautiful white sandy banks…

Who are you? He inquired…

I am the West river, come on, join with me and enjoy my soft, sandy sands…

Now the three rivers flowed majestically as a raging, powerful river with beautiful sands and clear water…

One day, their lives came to an abrupt end… they could see a vast expanse of water in front of them…

Who is this, the river asked the other two

This is the ocean, we are all part of this – You and I are one… come let’s merge with the ocean and experience a whole new world of freedom and bliss…

The river was happy… he is now united with all the rivers… he did not have any imperfections anymore… he is one with the ocean… He is the ocean…

Monday, April 20, 2009

Butterscotch – The Verdict

Okayyy… I tried it… at last! Found two loaves sitting in the corner of the Select shop at the Shell opposite Eastin. I didn’t go there just to get it… I was looking for…errr.. Okay… I was hunting for Butterscotch!

Anyway coming back to the Butterscotch sitting on my passenger seat on the way to my friend’s place… I was tempted to just take a slice – to see why there are over 100 Google search results, mostly personal confessions and blog entries on this loaf of bread!

So at the University Hospital traffic light, I gave in to the temptation and took one slice. As the cover of the bread says… it tasted really…really…really… good. Maybe I had too many expectations, but still it tasted quite good. It had this addictive feel to it.

Suddenly, I heard a lot of honking from behind… I was lost in the taste of Gardenia Butterscotch and did not realize that the traffic light had turned green. :P

(Ok Gardenia owes me a lot of money for this piece…)

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

The Butterscotch Chronicles

Based on a true story, again.

Friday, 10 Apr 2009

Met up with friends for lunch at Pelita restaurant near KLCC. Suddenly the topic of bread came about, and Ram said this particular bread is a hot favourite at Cold Storage in KLCC. Every morning people will queue up near the bakery section just to grab their favourite Butterscotch bread. And Yoga had his share of the stories on the legendary Butterscotch at Petronas.

Sunday, 12 Apr 2009

I was at a sports event for children and guess what… They had Butterscotch bread for teatime. “The children love this bread, so we have to limit 2 per person,” said Mrs. Tan, sternly to one of the volunteers. My mind was solving some simple equations about Butterscotch bread by now.

Monday, 13 Apr 2009

Back to office and was upstairs at the photostat area, and I saw Butterscotch breads on every table at the purchasing department.

I asked them, “Is that Butterscotch?”

One of them replied, “You mean you haven’t tasted Butterscotch?
We can’t live without it.”

The urge was intense. I came back down to my department and sat down at my desk.
The door opened and in came the tea lady pushing a trolley. To my utter horror – it was Butterscotch bread lined up neatly on a plate!

Wednesday, 15 Apr 2009

I was chatting with a friend online, about random things. She was telling me about how boring the office was. Then she typed the magical sentence, “If only I don’t have my Butterscotch at my desk, I will die here out of boredom and hunger.”

“You mean, you mean the one… the bread, Butterscotch?” I stammered.
“Yup! My favourite.”

It was a clear sign by now.

Four separate incidents, four separate testimonies.

Either it was an evil plot against me by Gardenia’s marketing department
or they have a great product injected with some magic formula out there.

Butterscotch – here I come!